I’m done with my paper
Was I the only one to notice…
That Asgard could easily be misunderstood as Ass-guard
All the weapons are penis metaphors
Like Thor’s hammer
And Loki’s scepter
Asgardians are always dressed for role play
Seriously
Even headgear
They use suggestive language
There is poledancing
Then the obsession with kneeling….
And the punishment for trying to take over the world is this
So let’s just all admit it.
ASGARD IS FULL OF PERVERTS.
But that’s okay. We all like it that way.
brb crying
(Source: loki-odin-son)
London: And thank you for taking care of me all these years.
Moseby: You are welcome. I’m so proud of you for graduating highschool. And so proud of the woman that you’ve become. Keep in touch, okay?
London: Don’t worry. I’ve got you on speed dial. I’ll call you if ever I have a problem.
*London walks away and calls Moseby on her phone*
Moseby: Hello?
London: I have a problem. I’m gonna miss you.
OMG AND THE TEARS STREAM DOWN MY FACE
I cried so bad at this part omg idc
(Source: knowtherealyou)
(Source: crestas)
Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
(Source: the-vashta-nerada)
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OK so I was playing assassin’s creed revelations and I renovated a book shop and saw this book. Please tell me im not the only one who finds this hilarious
